| Me: | Hey could you bring up something for me when you get the car please? |
| Dad: | What? |
| Me: | Tampons |
| Dad: | Ughhh |
| Get ur own t-pons, girl! |
Our new Speaker of the House is riiiillly into feelings, y’all.
Whoa now… Hold on one gosh darn minute.
Where can we get one of these?!
Seriously, we’ll send ‘em some link love.
This is exactly the kind of thing we like to see.
(via: seefeeleat: My new shirt!)
The folks over at Northcoast Zeitgeist created the original print. There’s no t-shirt currently in their web shop?
Look at this badass motherfucker.
BAMF for reals. The cojones on this guy to wear this sweater:

I’d hit that.
“Hey space lamp. Wanna live inside my earth house?”
(Source: mrchompers)
I wish there were a way for me to casually ask a person “Hey, do you know of any good psychics around?” without it sounding like I might be someone who wears a lot of velvet and/or chokers in her spare time.
Wisdom From Whiskers: 3 Short Poems
(thestranger.)
Sometimes, internet, you complete me.
(Source: ratsoff)
My biggest regret ever is holding that grudge. If I had just realized how unimportant the people who hurt me really were, I could have moved on so much quicker. I could have been happy again so much faster.
[Male, 23]
Okay, bro. I feel ya. I’m-a hold on to my most recent grudge just a few more days. Promise. I see what you’re saying, though.